- *when I'm about to install something*
- Command prompt : Please close all your programs, turn off the internet and restart your computer.
- Me : Oh nevermind.
- *while watching Men In Black III*
- Some annoying girl seating to my left who just does not shut up : OH MY GOD! IT'S MICHELLE SCHWARZENEGGER!
- ...
what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha
what about K€sha?
Reminded me of my iPod informing me that the artist’s name was Ke-dollar sign-ha.
{Project 366 - Day 144
Random Questions With My Nephew
Him : What’s that flag with the red circle?
Me : It’s Japan’s. What is Ben10’s name?
Him : Ben Tennyson! What’s the name of Barbie’s pig?
Me : She doesn’t have one. Next question please.
Him : Did Captain Hammer die?
Me : No, but now he can feel pain.
Him : Ooooh pain. What is hair?
Me : WHAT?!
The One With The Smallest Handcuff
Ahia : What is tagged as the smallest handcuff?
Me : A wedding ring?
Ahia : BINGO!
Me : So that would also explain Beckett’s ‘Next time let’s do it without the tiger.’ statement.
Ahia : What?
Me : Oh nothing, just remembering something. Want some taco, bro?
When I’m on my way to the living room and realize we have visitors.
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- *Having a Castle afternoon with my friend*
- Friend : *plays the episode and presses forward*
- Me : Stop that! Why are you doing that?
- Friend : I just wanna see if it's any good.
- Me : Are you crazy? Of course it is!
- Friend : Okay, okay, do you remember this episode?
- Me : I REMEMBER EVERYTHING.
Little Nathan Who I Shall Call Bugsoy
Was pretty much having a not so fun day when on my way home a little kid of around 3-4 years old walked up to me…
Kid : ‘What’s your name?’
Me : ‘Well what’s your name?’
Kid : ‘Nathan but you can call me Bugsoy’
Me : ‘Ah that’s something new. I call all the Nathan in my family Nate. So nice meeting you, Bugsoy. I’m Erika.’
I also met his brother whom he calls ‘Bunny’, so together they are ‘Bugsoy and Bunny’ — Now that really is…something.
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- Me : I'll study
- Me : Wait I'll just check my blog for a bit
- Me : I'll just reply to some messages
- Me : Okay I'll study now
- Me : First, I need to eat
- Me : Oh I have to take this call
- Me : I swear just one episode
- Me : Hey do you hear that? I wonder what that is
- Me : Well, it was just my cat.
- Me : It's raining! I love rain.
- Me : I'm hungry.
- Me : Good lord, this book is amazing. Just one more chapter.
- Me : Okay no, I'll finish reading it and then I'll study.
- Me : I'm off to bed.
