- *while watching Men In Black III*
- Some annoying girl seating to my left who just does not shut up : OH MY GOD! IT'S MICHELLE SCHWARZENEGGER!
- ...
The One With The Smallest Handcuff
Ahia : What is tagged as the smallest handcuff?
Me : A wedding ring?
Ahia : BINGO!
Me : So that would also explain Beckett’s ‘Next time let’s do it without the tiger.’ statement.
Ahia : What?
Me : Oh nothing, just remembering something. Want some taco, bro?
- *Having a Castle afternoon with my friend*
- Friend : *plays the episode and presses forward*
- Me : Stop that! Why are you doing that?
- Friend : I just wanna see if it's any good.
- Me : Are you crazy? Of course it is!
- Friend : Okay, okay, do you remember this episode?
- Me : I REMEMBER EVERYTHING.
The One With B-U-C-K
- *was at the toy store when I found a Buck action figure on display, so I figured I'd buy it for Alex since he was looking for it*
- Me : Sir can I see that one please? Buck action figure. *points at it*
- Salesman : That one? *points at a truck*
- Me : No, that one. Buck, from Halo.
- Salesman : This one? *holds a WoW action figure*
- Me : *keep calm, just keep calm* No, the one beside Halo Wars.
- Salesman : Oh, this one.
- Me : Thank you very much *walks away* *I.WANT.MY.GUN.NOW*
The One With The Thunderstorm
- Me : Oh crap, why is it raining I have to go outside!
- Best friend : Hence, the car.
- Me : Hence, I am hanging up.
- Him : No you don't get to do that!
- Me : There's a thunderstorm. I'm supposed to hang up now!
- Him : You'll only get struck with it when you're in a humid place and you're not.
- Me : Are you crazy? Moisture plus unstable air equals thunderstorm. Do not tell me what happens in a thunderstorm. I know exactly what happens. *pictures the Caskett scene*
- Him : What happens?
- Me : Nothing, I'm not gonna spoil.
- Him : Why not?
- Me : The last time I merely spoiled something while you were fanboying over that documentary, you got mad at me. So nope. I gotta go run. I'll call you back.
- Him : This is seriously not fair.
The One With Weed
- Friend 1 : I have to show you something!
- Friend 2 : What is it?
- Friend 1 : I got 3 wigs!
- Friend 2 : Shhhhh... tone down your voice.
- Me : Why?
- Friend 1 : Yeah, why?
- Friend 2 : We're at a public place. Someone might hear. We never know.
- Me : What's the problem with that?
- Friend 2 : They'd arrest you!
- Friend 1 : What?
- Me : Why would someone arrest you for having a wig?
- Friend 2 : A what?
- Me : A wig.
- Friend 2 : I thought she said 'weed'.
- Friend 1 : Why would I have a weed?!
- Dad : Good morning kid, what do you want?
- Me : I want it to be Monday already.
- Dad : I mean what do you want for breakfast.
- Me : Oh...right...breakfast.
The One With I Refuse To Do A Plate
- Professor : Do you guys want a plate for Midterm? or do you want the percentage of your plate grade the same as the average of your quizzes. If we'll have a plate, the deadline is on May 8,2012. You guys decide.
- Me to my friend : You've got to be bloody kidding me. I refuse to do a plate. I need to focus on Castle's season finale.
- Friend : Okay, I'll back you up.
