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The bathroom is where I ponder and contemplate on my life and make important decisions that would greatly affect my future I get to know my shampoo’s ‘ingredients’ and they are Water, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Xylenesulfonate, Cocamide MEA, Sodium Citrate, Fragrance, Citric Acid, Dimethiconol, Cassia Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Sodium Benzoate, Disodium EDTA, Panthenol, Panthenyl Ethyl Ether, Persea Gratissima Oil, Bambusa Vulgaris Shoot Extract, Meththylchloroisothiazolinone, Methylisothiazolinone, Vitis Vinifera Seed Extract and other scientific words that makes me feel extremely dumb.
GROCERY SHOPPING:
With my parents :
By myself…and realizing the price :
When your professor lectures you that it’s called ‘homework’ because you’re supposed to do it at ‘home’ not 5 minutes before the class starts!
When the answer is already written on the board yet your classmate still doesn’t get it when asked by the professor.
When my professor is looking at me while asking if we understand the lesson…
If you think FRIENDZONED is heartbreaking. Try ‘BROZONED!’
Friend : He told me ‘Sure thing, bro’
Me : Who told you?
Friend : HIM
Me : Oh…bro.
Friend : He BROZONED ME! THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN FRIENDZONED!
B-R-O-Z-O-N-E!
Party In The Middle Of Nowhere!
I clicked on the link : Mapcrunch.com
With my net and my find an airport skills
Welcome to land of, wait where is this? Am I gonna fit in?
Wish I could jump in the cab, here I am for the first time
Look to my right, and I don’t see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy, everybody seems so silent
My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda homesick
Too much pressure and I’m nervous.
That’s when I decided to turn on my player
And the Buble song was on
And the Buble song was on
And The Buble song was on
So I put my hands up, they’re playin’ my song
Gotta find the airport way
I’m nodding my head like ‘WHAT?!’
Clicking the maps like ‘WHERE?!’
Got my hands up, they’re playing my song
I know I’m gonna be okay
Yeah! It’s a party in the middle of nowhere!
Yeah! it’s a party in the middle of nowhere!
